What those like me do for fun when in an ecological sewer…..

I despise places that I have no comprehension of.  I despise my necessity to interact with people who do not live/make decisions through logic.

I simply, as my elitist nature makes a necessity, encapsulate myself in the relative oddity of the situation.  Recently, after deciding that I didn’t ‘cotton’ to the neighborhood I was in by happenstance, I decided to be wasteful to satisfy my mind.…

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Tenses, proofreading and why they do/don’t matter…

First off, I must say that, in my perception..sometime in the the mid-1990’s, print newspapers seemed to fire all of their proofreaders (or they simply saw the proverbial writing on the wall, and decided, “Well, fuck it; I’m now obsolete)”.  I can’t name one regional or national print newspaper from +/- 1997 onward that didn’t make consistent and absurd errors in tense, context, etc.…

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Saw Cock & Defeated the Climate the Moment I Arrived in Fresno….

I’m hesitant to ask locals if this is something not unusual just because it will always be magical to me, that, the first time I took a walk in Fresno, 1 block later outside of a casino, I am confronted with this:

(hopefully my tone conveys the degree to which/how often my life feels like it spontaneously becomes a deranged cartoon vignette). …

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Nick’s visit to the Dentist….A “Spurious Horde” Reference….

I had my teeth cleaned today, and the regular dental checkup.  In the final stage, before the good Doctor made his final exam,

(a good Dr. if ever there was,…he is responsible for, basically, curing my needle phobia.  His capacity to deliver an injection, in my experience, is unparalleled…into a major sensory nerve whilst expertly jostling the needle as acutely as Niccolò Paganini could manipulate a bow, to deposit the Xylocaine with, literally, no pain…the vast majority of the time….…

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